Friday, December 18, 2020

LILY-ISMS: September 2020 edition

Guys, this girl keeps us in absolute stitches. She's a MESS!

Her nostrils are pushing down on me.
Putting fingers kinda up Hallie's nose...

Trumpkin jumped onto Hallie. Then I shooed her off by kicking my hand and keeping Hallie from being SMUSHED!

I like her holding my finger. That means we'll make friends.
When Hallie was holding finger

She's leaning me down.
Slumping over while holding Hallie

You gotta be brave in there, Claire! I be-ed brave every day in there!
When Claire wanted to crack the door during rest time and was told no

I can speak Kitty English, too. Aqua-nay, botty-bot.

You had some sneakers that sneaked away!
When she and Brynnie sneaked away

I am the chief trainer of dogs. And we will drag you over there tomorrow.
Referring to Lola and Cody (neighbor dogs) and going to their house

This babysitting is a crowd!
Referring to all the stuffed animals she had watching over Hallie

I CAN'T go to sleep! I'll have dragon dreams!!

The cars are having a lot of emotion.
Car stickers she was putting on Poppy's birthday card

Aren't her toes just adorable?
To Poppy about Hallie's feet

Poppy, you're the BEST monster! I wish you could live here all the time. 

Amiee: Lily, you're so funny.
Lily: and I have crazy hair... and I'm the best kisser!
Kissed Amiee's shoulder

Amiee: Whatcha doing, Lil?
Lily: Just looking at the beautiful rain.

Lily: The British are coming!
Amiee: What are the British going to do when they get here?
Lily: They're going to adore us!

God and Jesus are better than Trumpkin.
A true concession from Lily.

I'm glad you have a perfect baby that we can hold.
To me, about Hallie

Unhappy with Claire's bossing
No! You're not the government!

I miss Mater, our best car.
While watching Cars 3

Her cheeks are so cute! They're so plump!

WE MUST PROTECT THE CHEESE!
While playing pretend

Lily being a kitty...
I'm a good kitty to booties (small pause) with booboos.

Amiee: Lily, why are you in time out?
Lily: I just kept avragating.
Aggravating

I need to 'splain!
Explain

Here's my new baby pumpkin. I adore her.

My pumpkin only likes to eat garlic. It gives her blood vessels in her tummy.

Did the powers go off?
Electricity went out

Amiee: I like your tutu, Lily.
Lily: Because it's green and perfect?

While praying
I want to tell you about Mommy.

Asking how her co-op class went:
My teacher said, "Get back in your seat, Sweetie."

Lily: Nana, your kisses are in my heart. And you are in my heart, too. When you're gone, will you stay in my heart?
Nana: Of course! And you'll be in my heart.
Lily: Good! Because you are pretty old...

Why is this happening?
When she caught adults watching a movie without her after her bedtime

That was my dream ... to be a helper to my big sister Claire. That was my dream while I was in Mommy's tummy

Jesus is beside us when we do our sins and sit in time out.
Immediately followed by unrelated comment:
That's pinkish purple! My heart's beeping

I'm a clever girl.

Mommy, let's pretend that your headache is a migraine.
Wanting to go stay with Amiee in her room, rather than staying with me. She thought upgrading my headache to a migraine would get me to send her to a different room.

Hearing me say stop it:
Stop in the name of the law.

CLAIRE! LOOK AT HER SHOES!
Amiee's leopard shoes

It's the greatest supper a grandmother can make!
When my mom made breakfast for supper

I go where Bo goes. Because I like her.

Hey Bo, do you like my prize-winning car?

Your royal baby is coming!
Announcing Brynn, post-nap

My lunch is cancelled.
Because Brynn playing at Lily's lunch spot

My favorite guys are Jesus and God. Because they can do miracles.

Marker-phone : microphone

Where's Nana? The pretty girl?

I want to hold it in my sweet little arms!
Neighbors' cat on our back porch

Am I really reponsible to go to sleep?

She's a turtle because Myrtle goes with Turtle.
*puts hands on knees to be on the turtle's level on the couch* and said "Good girl." 

My eyes are about to break because I'm so sad.

I saw Brynnie tracks leading, leading upstairs to Mommy.




And, because she's our fifth child, here are some Trumpkin shots for your enjoyment:



What a gal.

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